The Unreal Housewives of the Gold Coast (HOTA)
December 12 @ 7:00 pm - 8:00 pm| $40
The UnReal Real Housewives of the Gold Coast is a 60-minute musical battle royal of beach glamour realness. This original cabaret mixes the best and worst parts of our cultural to create an unforgettable experience that is local, pop cultural and absolutely hysterical.
At the Palazzo Versace the silver has been polished, the mimosas have been prepped and the real housewives of the Gold Coast are pulling up in their Porsches.
Every year, six of the Gold Coast’s sassiest, nastiest and flashiest homemakers and wreckers convene to shape the future of this big-little beach town they all call home. In between conversations about husbands and lovers, lip fillers and landfill, the real housewives of the Gold Coast rig elections, orchestrate king-hits and ban dogs from their favourite beaches. However, when the long-standing chair of their Chanel clad cabal steps down, all six housewives must agree upon a new leader before the last mimosa has been drunk.
This homegrown cabaret will feature pop-anthems, musical theatre staples, and camp classics, as the real housewives of the Gold Coast battle it out for top position. From ‘Ladies Who Lunch’ by Stephen Sondheim, to ‘Mercedes Benz’ by Janis Joplin, to ‘Material Girl’ by Madonna.
Come early to enjoy a summer beverage in the Lawn Bar with live and local music, while you check out the Artisan Markets.